SquishScope Specimen dossier · SS-014 · Rev. July 2026
Plate II · Specimen SS-014 — Seasonal line

Advent Calendar (Standard)

24 mini squishes. Marketplace listings already at $48.97 in July — nearly double MSRP, five months before December. If you see one at retail price, don't deliberate.

Grade A — Hunted · Findable with effort. Check store inventory before driving.

Field data

The specimen at a glance

Catalog no.SS-014
Product lineSeasonal
Rarity gradeA — Hunted
Price at retail$25–35 MSRP
Find difficultySeasonal
Best forGift of the season

Hunted. Findable with effort — check store inventory online before you drive, and use same-day pickup to lock a find.

Prices shown are typical retail ranges, not quotes. The grade tells you how hard the hunt is, not whether your store has one this minute. For how to run the hunt itself, read the restock guide; before buying from anyone but a major retailer, run the five-point authenticity check.

The Examiner

Scored out of 100

Examiner's remark77/100

“December's problem, available in July. The prepared collector buys now and gloats later.”

Feel7
Heat8
Hunt8
Value7
X8

Feel is squish quality in hand. Heat is current collector demand. Hunt is how hard it is to find at retail. Value weighs feel against typical retail price. X is the intangible — the reason people photograph it.

Every specimen faces The Examiner, our resident AI judge, who scores it on feel, heat, hunt, value, and x-factor and leaves a remark. The Examiner is frequently harsh and occasionally wrong, which is more than most reviewers admit.

Scores and grades are editorial, they change as supply changes, and they cannot be bought. See the full registry to compare this specimen against every other variant we track.

Registry order

Regrades and restocks, weekly.

The Dispatch reports when this specimen's grade moves or stock reappears.

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