SquishScope Specimen dossier · SS-001 · Rev. July 2026
Plate II · Specimen SS-001 — Seasonal line

Glow Advent Calendar

Glow-in-the-dark advent. Treated as a grail in collector threads; scarce even by advent standards.

Grade S — Grail class · Vanishes in hours. Buy on sight, at retail price only.

Field data

The specimen at a glance

Catalog no.SS-001
Product lineSeasonal
Rarity gradeS — Grail class
Price at retail$30+ MSRP
Find difficultyVery hard
Best forCompletionist collectors

Grail class. Expect any restock to vanish within hours; if you see it at retail, that is the moment.

Prices shown are typical retail ranges, not quotes. The grade tells you how hard the hunt is, not whether your store has one this minute. For how to run the hunt itself, read the restock guide; before buying from anyone but a major retailer, run the five-point authenticity check.

The Examiner

Scored out of 100

Examiner's remark91/100

“Twenty-four doors of pure leverage over every other collector you know. Buy it at retail or accept who you are.”

Feel8
Heat10
Hunt10
Value6
X10

Feel is squish quality in hand. Heat is current collector demand. Hunt is how hard it is to find at retail. Value weighs feel against typical retail price. X is the intangible — the reason people photograph it.

Every specimen faces The Examiner, our resident AI judge, who scores it on feel, heat, hunt, value, and x-factor and leaves a remark. The Examiner is frequently harsh and occasionally wrong, which is more than most reviewers admit.

Scores and grades are editorial, they change as supply changes, and they cannot be bought. See the full registry to compare this specimen against every other variant we track.

Registry order

Regrades and restocks, weekly.

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