SquishScope Specimen dossier · SS-023 · Rev. July 2026
Plate II · Specimen SS-023 — Novelty line

Nice Cream Cone

Ice-cream cone form. Currently listed by Walmart marketplace scalpers at $79 — do not pay that. Ever.

Grade B — Obtainable · In stock somewhere near you right now.

Field data

The specimen at a glance

Catalog no.SS-023
Product lineNovelty
Rarity gradeB — Obtainable
Price at retail~$6–9 MSRP
Find difficultyModerate
Best forCollectors, dessert-themed shelves

Obtainable. In stock somewhere near you right now. Skip the resale premium entirely.

Prices shown are typical retail ranges, not quotes. The grade tells you how hard the hunt is, not whether your store has one this minute. For how to run the hunt itself, read the restock guide; before buying from anyone but a major retailer, run the five-point authenticity check.

The Examiner

Scored out of 100

Examiner's remark68/100

“A $7 toy wearing a $79 price tag on marketplace listings. The scam is not the cone's fault.”

Feel7
Heat6
Hunt5
Value7
X8

Feel is squish quality in hand. Heat is current collector demand. Hunt is how hard it is to find at retail. Value weighs feel against typical retail price. X is the intangible — the reason people photograph it.

Every specimen faces The Examiner, our resident AI judge, who scores it on feel, heat, hunt, value, and x-factor and leaves a remark. The Examiner is frequently harsh and occasionally wrong, which is more than most reviewers admit.

Scores and grades are editorial, they change as supply changes, and they cannot be bought. See the full registry to compare this specimen against every other variant we track.

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